ming forward mi this mail this afternn.wah funny man...ah diao!
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The Oxford Dictionary ' s latest definition of the following words.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of
either
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by
feminine water power
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life???!! (hahaha.diao.tats sad man, mus be a man who compose this!lol!)
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. (again! man compose de...)
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together. (nice 1 man..hahaha)
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be
spoken of when dead.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in
midway ' See I am not injured yet. ' (hahaha)
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature. (HAHAHA)
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught. (this is funny!!)
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early. (frens..this is so true rite..hahahaha)
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
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The Oxford Dictionary ' s latest definition of the following words.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of
either
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by
feminine water power
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life???!! (hahaha.diao.tats sad man, mus be a man who compose this!lol!)
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. (again! man compose de...)
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together. (nice 1 man..hahaha)
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be
spoken of when dead.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in
midway ' See I am not injured yet. ' (hahaha)
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature. (HAHAHA)
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught. (this is funny!!)
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early. (frens..this is so true rite..hahahaha)
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
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anyway, 今天我在巴士上，有一弟弟跟妈妈说
：“天外有天，天上有人”！！！
哦my天！ 哈！哈！哈！
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